Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Notes: For sylvertongue. Because I know nothing.
One day there was a man. His name was Rodney. He liked food.
There was another man. His name was Shep. He liked to dance.
Shep met Rodney. Rodney liked Shep. Shep got Rodney's number.
Rodney answered his phone. Rodney hung up his phone.
Shep and Rodney had hot intergalatic sex while saving the Earth.
They lived happily ever after.